If you're looking to take your cheat meal protein dosage to epic proportions, here's an interesting way to go: Domino's now offers a pizza that replaces the crust with a pile of fried chicken.
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abomination creation, called "Specialty Chicken" (whatever that means), comes in four combinations: Crispy Bacon and Tomato, Spicy Jalapeno Pineapple, Classic Buffalo and Sweet BBQ Bacon. Any one of them can be yours for just $5.99 (and some of your self-respect).
In what could qualify as the understatement of the year, Russell Weiner, Domino's chief marketing officer, said, "There's nothing quite like Domino's Specialty Chicken on the market today. Our pizza chefs have taken chicken to a whole new level."
He didn't say whether that was above or below chicken's previous level.
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