J.J. Watt is built like a fire truck, hunts quarterbacks for sport and consumes anywhere between 6,000-9,000 calories per day. This has led some in the football community to believe that Watt perhaps isn't actually human. Maybe he was found near a stream and dropped off at a family's front door with no clue about where he came from, a la Superman. For all those J.J.-Watt-is-a football-playing-alien truthers, the All-Pro defensive end's latest stunt only adds fuel to the fire.
Playing a game of Egg Russian Roulette on "The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon," a game in which Watt and Fallon take turns smashing eggs against their foreheads—they don't know whether the eggs are raw or hard-boiled—Watt did something pretty gross. After smashing one of the raw ones, he gulped down the egg's contents, yolk and all, like it was a cream soda or something.
"That tasted awful," Watt said later.
Sure it did, J.J. You're not fooling anyone.
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